Sometimes I like to watch seasons five and six of Doctor Who and imagine all of them on Jerry Springer. Don’t get me wrong. Moffat Doctor Who has been my favorite seasons of Doctor Who (and that’s saying a lot since I’m a classic girl), and it is a lot of fun to watch the episodes, BUT it is even more fun if you think of it like a daytime talk show. (For you Brits, imagine Jeremy Kyle).
Imagine it! Before a commercial break, you hear “If you, or anyone you know, got married before they were even born, please call Jerry Springer at 1-888-SPRINGER.”
Come on! The blurbs that would show up beneath the characters alone would be worth it.
The possibilities are endless, especially when it comes to the subtitles you always see on the show that explain the situation. Honestly. The only thing I like more than imagining this as Jerry Springer is if they made Rory and Amy go on Maury for a paternity test (read: the best Maury episodes).
And because I can, enjoy a you’re-not-the-father dance compilation: